Refers to a motel that is one Notch Above Scuzzy. These are popular with bikers since we’re basically sleeping and leaving as opposed to availing ourselves of all the amenities.


A very dangerous kind of crash where the rear tire of the motorcycle loses traction, starts to rotate around the motorcycle’s center axis, suddenly regains traction, and then flips the rider into the air (over the “high side” of the Bike), all while moving at a good clip. More common in racing (at least it was before traction controls). Trust me, you don’t want to have one. It looks like this.


Ghost’s favorite derogatory term for any metropolitan area that requires you to ride on highways treated like speedways, or surface streets that force you to ride stoplight to stoplight.


A biker that hung out on the early biker-related internet services like the Harley Email Digest (HED) or the usenet newsgroup.


The Nightowl is a 2015 BMW K1600GTL. Six cylinders of smooth effortless power coupled with all the electronic safety and comfort features you could want on a mile-devouring sport-tourer. Yeah, baby!


Ghost’s nickname for his 2006 Harley-Davidson VRSCR StreetRod. “A what?”, you say? Your confusion is entirely understandable. If the V-Rod line constitutes the bastard step-children of the Harley-Davidson product line, then the StreetRod is the psychopathic savant they hide under the stairs. This model was available for only two years (’06-’07) and is virtually unheard of in normal Harley circles. It is, however, the only V-Rod model that could be morphed into a competent sport-tourer.


Ghost’s name for his 1992 Harley-Davidson Heritage Softail Classic, which in the Harley alphabet soup carries the designation FLSTC. It’s been modified and rebuilt quite a few times over the years but still has a few of its original parts. See Gallery of Cruiser Righteousness.


Once you start riding, you’ll notice that other riders on motorcycles will wave or make a gesture (peace sign, thumbs up, etc) of some sort as you pass by each other. Why? It’s just a friendly way to say you are a member of a select group of adventurers: a motorcycle rider. So wave back. This phenomenon is mostly restricted to North America, though Brits use something much more subtle: “the nod”, In other parts of the world, or near riding rallies, riding motorcycles is as common (or more so) than driving cars, so they don’t tend to wave or they’d be doing it all the time.


This engine configuration, which consists of a two-cylinder motor with the cylinders in a V format, is the predominant engine type found in Cruiser motorcycles. In fact, it’s the only kind of engine Harley-Davidson makes. Almost every other motorcycle maker makes their own V-Twin as well, but the Harley motor is the most iconic. V-twin engines can produce a lot of torque and are therefore ideal for cruising around as they can accelerate quickly at low revs. However, Ducati also makes a V-twin, but since the cylinders are split at exactly 90 degrees, they call their engine an “L-twin.” V-twins are known for the distinctive exhaust rhythm.

The Dragon

The tail of The Dragon or just The Dragon for short, is a stretch of US129 at the Tennessee / North Carolina border that packs 330 curves into only 11 miles of roadway. This road doesn’t contain any sweepers; it’s all Twisties.